{"product_id":"engraved-wooden-keychain-sarcastic-quote-laser-etched-natural-wood-accessory","title":"Engraved Wooden Keychain | Sarcastic Quote, Laser Etched Natural Wood Accessory","description":"\u003cp\u003e“I refuse to argue with people who should have been swallowed.” 😌\u003cbr\u003e\nBold, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get a reaction — this engraved wooden keychain is for those who say what everyone else is thinking.\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight, durable, and easy to carry, it’s the perfect everyday accessory with personality.\u003cbr\u003e\n🔥 PRODUCT DETAILS:\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: Natural wood\u003cbr\u003e\nShape: Round\u003cbr\u003e\nSize: Approx. 1.5” – 2” diameter\u003cbr\u003e\nEngraving: Laser engraved (no vinyl or paint)\u003cbr\u003e\nHardware: Metal keyring included\u003cbr\u003e\n🎯 PERFECT FOR:\u003cbr\u003e\nFriends with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\nCoworkers\u003cbr\u003e\nSarcastic personalities\u003cbr\u003e\nGag gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nEveryday carry\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 GREAT GIFT IDEA FOR:\u003cbr\u003e\nBirthdays 🎂\u003cbr\u003e\nHolidays 🎄\u003cbr\u003e\nSecret Santa 🎁\u003cbr\u003e\n“Just because” gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n✍️ PERSONALIZATION (OPTIONAL)\u003cbr\u003e\n👉 Add a name or short message on the back!\u003cbr\u003e\nExamples:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Stay savage 😏”\u003cbr\u003e\n“Love you anyway”\u003cbr\u003e\nName \/ initials\u003cbr\u003e\n(Add details in personalization box at checkout)\u003cbr\u003e\n⚠️ PLEASE NOTE:\u003cbr\u003e\nEach wood piece is unique (grain will vary)\u003cbr\u003e\nSlight burn variations are normal with laser engraving\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade item – minor imperfections add character\u003cbr\u003e\nIntended for humor \/ novelty use\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KingbeeGraphix","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52153411338538,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0988\/8956\/4458\/files\/il_fullxfull.7953701120_olu2.jpg?v=1785469315","url":"https:\/\/kingbeegraphix.myshopify.com\/products\/engraved-wooden-keychain-sarcastic-quote-laser-etched-natural-wood-accessory","provider":"KingbeeGraphix","version":"1.0","type":"link"}