{"product_id":"funny-engraved-flask","title":"Funny Engraved Flask","description":"\u003cp\u003e😈 Funny Engraved Flask – “At Least Life F*cks Me”\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause sometimes… life hits first.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis sleek black stainless steel flask is laser-engraved with a bold, unapologetic phrase that perfectly captures dark humor and real-life sarcasm. Clean, modern lettering paired with elegant accents makes this flask equal parts classy and savage.\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for nights out, gifts, or keeping a little liquid courage close when life does what it does best.\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Details\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack stainless steel flask\u003cbr\u003e\nPrecision laser engraving (won’t fade or peel)\u003cbr\u003e\nSmooth matte finish\u003cbr\u003e\nPocket-size and discreet\u003cbr\u003e\nScrew-top lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Perfect For\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny adult gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nBirthdays \u0026amp; holidays\u003cbr\u003e\nGag gifts with style\u003cbr\u003e\nFriends who appreciate dark humor\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who laughs instead of crying 😌\u003cbr\u003e\n⚠️ Adult Humor Disclaimer\u003cbr\u003e\nContains explicit language. Intended for adults with a sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause if life’s going to be rough… you might as well sip through it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KingbeeGraphix","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52153393938730,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0988\/8956\/4458\/files\/il_fullxfull.7711325983_q4ud.jpg?v=1785469079","url":"https:\/\/kingbeegraphix.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-engraved-flask","provider":"KingbeeGraphix","version":"1.0","type":"link"}