{"product_id":"set-of-4-slate-drink-coasters-funny-housewarming-gift-bar-decor-1","title":"Set of 4 Slate Drink Coasters | Funny Housewarming Gift, Bar Decor","description":"Add humor and personality to your space with these bold and unforgettable slate coasters by King Bee Graphix 🐝👑\nPerfect for protecting your surfaces while making a statement, this coaster set combines function, style, and attitude—making it the ultimate conversation starter.\n🔥 WHAT YOU GET:\n✔ Set of 4 premium natural slate coasters\n✔ Precision laser engraved design\n✔ Unique raw stone edges (each one is one-of-a-kind)\n✔ Non-slip backing (optional if you add it)\n✔ Durable + heat resistant\n😂 THE VIBE:\nThis isn’t just a coaster… it’s a warning.\n“Please Don’t Fuck Up My Table” brings humor to:\nHousewarming gifts\nBar setups\nCoffee tables\nMan caves \/ she sheds\nGame nights\n🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:\n✔ New homeowners\n✔ Friends with personality\n✔ Birthdays\n✔ Holidays\n✔ Anyone who loves funny, bold decor\n📏 SIZE:\nApprox. 4” x 4” (standard coaster size)\nNatural slate = slight variations in shape and edge texture\n⚙️ MATERIAL:\nNatural slate stone\nLaser engraved (won’t fade or peel)\n🛠️ HANDMADE QUALITY:\nEach piece is engraved by King Bee Graphix with precision and care. Due to the natural material, every coaster has its own unique texture and character.\n💡 CUSTOM OPTIONS:\nWant a different phrase or personalized set?\n👉 Send us a message — we got you.\n🚚 SHIPPING:\nFast processing\nSecure packaging\nOptional gift-ready packaging available\n🐝 WHY KING BEE GRAPHIX?\nWe don’t just make products… we help you Build Your Brand Like Royalty 👑","brand":"KingbeeGraphix","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51383757603114,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0988\/8956\/4458\/files\/b525ad82-il_fullxfull.7843601594_6ull.jpg?v=1775450536","url":"https:\/\/kingbeegraphix.myshopify.com\/products\/set-of-4-slate-drink-coasters-funny-housewarming-gift-bar-decor-1","provider":"KingbeeGraphix","version":"1.0","type":"link"}