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Add humor and personality to your space with these bold and unforgettable slate coasters by King Bee Graphix 🐝👑
Perfect for protecting your surfaces while making a statement, this coaster set combines function, style, and attitude—making it the ultimate conversation starter.
🔥 WHAT YOU GET:
✔ Set of 4 premium natural slate coasters
✔ Precision laser engraved design
✔ Unique raw stone edges (each one is one-of-a-kind)
✔ Non-slip backing (optional if you add it)
✔ Durable + heat resistant
😂 THE VIBE:
This isn’t just a coaster… it’s a warning.
“Please Don’t Fuck Up My Table” brings humor to:
Housewarming gifts
Bar setups
Coffee tables
Man caves / she sheds
Game nights
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
✔ New homeowners
✔ Friends with personality
✔ Birthdays
✔ Holidays
✔ Anyone who loves funny, bold decor
📏 SIZE:
Approx. 4” x 4” (standard coaster size)
Natural slate = slight variations in shape and edge texture
⚙️ MATERIAL:
Natural slate stone
Laser engraved (won’t fade or peel)
🛠️ HANDMADE QUALITY:
Each piece is engraved by King Bee Graphix with precision and care. Due to the natural material, every coaster has its own unique texture and character.
💡 CUSTOM OPTIONS:
Want a different phrase or personalized set?
👉 Send us a message — we got you.
🚚 SHIPPING:
Fast processing
Secure packaging
Optional gift-ready packaging available
🐝 WHY KING BEE GRAPHIX?
We don’t just make products… we help you Build Your Brand Like Royalty 👑
Set of 4 Slate Drink Coasters | Funny Housewarming Gift, Bar Decor
$24.99
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